New Year's Determination's

1. Keep my head out of my ass and call for help should I have a slip up
2. Smile more, sleep more, fuck more, eat less.
3. To have a fancy tea party in a ritzy place on a sunny afternoon with a bunch of like minded women.
4. To have a half dozen young bucks wearing bow ties and loin cloths serve the tea at above mentioned gathering.
5. To exercise more than just my elbow, jaw and mind on a regular basis.
6. To write more and read more. Screw doing the math. It can wait until next year.
7. To try ten new positions from the Kama Sutra until they are fully mastered. This may take a lot of practice.
8. To rekindle my love of playing the skin flute but this time not for competitive performance but just out of sheer love of the instrument.
9. Take a least one "clothing optional" nature walk, preferably within the confines of the city.
10. To strike a deal with Black and Decker for the development of the worlds most powerful adult toys. As spokesperson, I travel the country giving product demos in the garden department on Saturday mornings. **Please note that this resolution can be accomplished without the endorsement of Black and Decker and products would be of my own custom design